Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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