super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I did not marry a roomba.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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