So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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