The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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