im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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