Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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