She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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