Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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