I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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