This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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