You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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