My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
