haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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