imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
