He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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