what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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