i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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