i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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