I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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