Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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