do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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