so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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