Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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