I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Rumble strips road head = magical
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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