Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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