i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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