# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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