where does the pee come out of this thing
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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