Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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