Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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