She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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