in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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