Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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