Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Randomize