I don't remember. Are we still dating?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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