i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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