Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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