But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
