My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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