guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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