Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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