I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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