it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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