I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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