considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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