It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
