Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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