Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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