How'd it feel making her break her religion?
and she was petting her beer can
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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