I never want to see another naked old woman again.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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