It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
our cab driver is having phone sex.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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