The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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