Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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