I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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