when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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